What? Did I really just type that headline, were we really going to have to sit through the 53rd Eurovision Song Contest and watch the poor Doctor get pushed asside?

 I thought I was dreaming, then when I saw an Irish Hand Puppet called Dustin the Turkey belting out his hit (and no, it wasn’t a version of “all I want for Christmas”) I realised I was in hell, this was far more bizarre and less believable than ANY episode of Doctor Who I had ever seen.

Titles and lyrics that have no meaning, performers who make no sense and a point-by-point, country-by-country voting system that makes operating a TARDIS a breeze.

Even good old Terry Wogan couldn’t stop me from turning over in disghust and quickly finding last weeks episode of doctor who on my digi-box for a quick fix.

Well thank god its all over, and after hearing that poor old Andy the binman recieved the usual farsical votes that we have all realised that we will recieve by our fellow Europians I’m glad I turned over.

For those of you (like me) that just couldn’t bear it any longer, here’s Andy Abraham’s valiant attempt at getting Great Britain out of the Euro-gutter, well done for being brave enough to try pal

Well, thats my rant over, see you next week for Doctor Who news you want to read

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